Venomfangx makes a moron out of himself (part 2 and still going!)

Whoa, he's picked up the pace, or he's found a great new source of material that he can steal and call his own. Regardless, part two of this ongoing and increasingly epic self-humiliation is out. Watch it if you dare.

You'll notice that Venom somehow forgot that he started his video with a joke, since the first thing he announces after appearing on screen, is that he wishes to start with a joke. Fail. Fail on more than one plane of reality. While I personally appreciate the warning so I can mentally prepare, it's usually a good idea not to let people know when you're trying to be funny. It saps every last shred of fun out of whatever you're saying and makes you look like an idiot. Anyway, the joke itself, besides being completely devoid of humor, is a display of a favourite creationist tactic: Moving the target. It goes like, "well, so evolution explains how life evolved, but it doesn't explain where life came from." And then when we explain how life formed, they'll say that it still doesn't explain where matter came from. So basically, they keep retreating to the next unknown, until they finally get to the point where science indeed doesn't have an answer (yet). For example, the origin of the laws of physics. It is a dishonest tactic that is usually used by creationists when backed against the wall, which is why I find it strangely out of place this early in the video. For it effectively shifts the conversation away from the subject at hand, and Venomfang here uses it in a video that is supposed to be about evolution, resulting in his arguments already not addressing evolution anymore.

Yeah, that's right. Venomfang actually made a video about evolution, in which his opening lines shift the subject away from evolution. This is apparent in his next few minutes of idiotic rambling where he talks about the limitations of his imagination being proof that something cannot happen. Let's just quickly address it, shall we? You own inability to comprehend or think of a concept has never been proof that it is impossible to happen. The backbone of his "argument" is that nothing can only create nothing, and therefore something must have always existed. Besides being completely unfounded in reality, this is a brilliant display of Venomfang's lack of ability to use his imagination.

Let's just suppose that nothingness splits up into two parts, one being the absolute opposite of the other. Would you not still have nothing, only divided into two parts? See, there's this thing called anti-matter, which is just that; The complete opposite of matter. Expose a matter atom to an anti-matter atom, and they will annihilate each other. So we could say that having a matter atom and an anti-matter atom is the same as having nothing, only it is nothingness that has been split into two parts. All this does, of course, is show how Venomfang's inability to fathom such a concept does not mean that there is not that possibility. I know that applying matter to anti-matter releases vast amount of energy, leaving the equation unfinished, but it still shows that there are possibilities beyond what the limited mind of Venomfang can grasp. This applies to every single piece of retardedness that he spews during the first 4 minutes, including his "god proof".

We have now passed the first 4 minutes of this video as well as the entire part 1 video, and still we haven't touched upon the subject of evolution in the slightest. Surely, we must get there now?
This is what I, in my naivety, thought as his moronic ramble finally came to an end.

"So let's talk a little bit about the Big Bang."

Venomfangx, I now have a concussion because of you. It took me 20 minutes to regain my senses after smacking my head against the wall. I gather from what you say that you have indeed heard many times that the big bang theory is unrelated to evolution. Why, then, do you refuse to accept it? I'll tell you why, because I know full well: You still think that evolution = atheism. You then go on to attack evolution as though it were a theory that god does not exist, which results in the severe idiocy that makes up your video. There are shitloads of theistic evolutionists out there, and I cannot for the life of me imagine how you can have overlooked that fact. If you make a video about evolution then PLEASE, for the sake of my sanity, have it deal with the subject of evolution.

Wait, he managed to stuff more shit into his 11 minute video? Never underestimate the power of professional stupidity. It is pointed out by Venomfang, that the thought size of the singularity that spawned the Big Bang has changed as science has become more and more advanced. I guess this is supposed to demonstrate that science cannot be trusted, and that scientists are just making all this stuff up! What he of course fails to realize, is that a self-correcting theory is always more reliable than one that has claimed to have the answer for the last 2000 years regardless of the evidence. Besides, the size of the singularity is such an insignificant little thing to pick at.

Moar! Venomfang proceeds to repeat lots of the same stupid shit, so I really won't touch upon that. Rather, he takes figures on the growth in population and, being the imbecile that he is, reverses that formula in order to estimate the population as it was some four thousand years back. Completely ignoring the huge difference in lifetime expectancy throughout the years as well as the epidemics, the wars, hunger, natural disasters, the increase in technology etc., he then finds that around 2000 b.c. the world's population would be around eight people.
That means that around 2000 bc. there were eight humans of Earth. Eight humans, folks.

Since I am at a complete loss for words as to describe just how horrendously stupid this guy is, I am glad that he says things like this that speak for themselves. Truly, it says more about him than I ever could.

Now for the most interesting part! Tadaaa!!! Dinosaurs!
Dinosaurs lived with man as the bible teaches "many, many, many times".
This amounts to 9 different passages where the word 'dragon' appears. Now, this obviously proves that dinosaurs lived with man. I mean, it's just like how that passage in Psalm that talks about unicorns proves that they existed as well. Oh wait, there have never been any dragons or unicorns found. My point is, noone other than the author himself knows what was meant by dragon, or unicorn for that matter. And there is never given any description of these dragons that are supposedly meant to be taken litterally, as opposed to the many places in the bible where strange terms are used figuratively. If god being a rock is meant to be taken figuratively, then tell me why someone being a brother to dragons is to be taken literally. In my personal opinion, there are as many denominations of christianity as there are interpretatinos of the bible. Many christians embrace evolution, and who are you to say that they are wrong in their interpretation, you little arrogant snake?

Well, That's all.. For two videos now, Venomfangx has avoided talking about evolution, in spite of his video titles. Regardless, the next one ought to be good: The flood!