And so it happened, no sooner than about a week after he left youtube - allegedly out of concern for his family and loved ones:
VenomfangX, having thoroughly enjoyed the attention and ass kissing that he received from his creationist fanbois in light of his retirement, returns with one of the most torturous videos I have ever had to endure in my entire fucking life. It's... Well, just watch it. Add a comment on this entry to tell me whether you had the endurance to make it all the way through the video, or if you had to pause it on occasion to wipe the vomit off your screen.
I cannot properly convey into words the horror of this video, and indeed of this entire incident. Let me just say that my suspicions that this was just an attention move have been confirmed in the clearest possible way. You will notice, if you watched the video, that playing 10 seconds of it will suffice to get the message across. It's basically a 11 minute long montage of creationists kissing his little hairless butt, and some clips from "the enemy" telling him to FOAD (taken completely out of context in order to make them look like irrational haters of course. Another proof that creationists have no second thoughts about manipulation and dishonesty), followed finally by an announcement that he is returning. The whole video is basically a tribute to himself. Does it get any more nauseating that this? I honestly think he has some sort of mental disorder that makes him act in this way. Because no normal person loves himself this much.
But in light of this video, all his actions start to make sense. If you see them in the light of him simply craving attention and back rubbing, all of the drama fits he's been throwing can be explained quite easily. So what this really is, is a way to read about himself under the guise of "saving souls". He even chose to speak for a group that is quite lacking in high profile defenders on youtube, to ensure that the fans would come crawling. If he'd chosen any other standpoint, he'd probably have more competition for attention, so it makes sense for him to target creationists. This is furthermore a smart move due to the creationist nature of wagging their tails obediently and mindlessly at anyone who claims to speak for their cause. Wow, it all makes sense now! VenomfangX wasn't a christian to begin with. He just wanted attention and went for the most under represented group he could find. Hahaha! Holy shit, folks.
Actually I don't know. He might really be a christian, but he is certainly an attention whore before anything else. Truly a poisonous little rat that needs to be squished before it takes a shit in the city's water supply. Well, I am certainly looking forward to seeing the responses he gets from the other side of the fence. It'll own.
Friday, 25 July 2008
Things that annoy me about creationists... (part 2)
You know, folks... When listening to creationist garbage I get really pissed off really fast. Thus, for the sake of my mental well being:
THINGS THAT ARE INSANELY ANNOYING ABOUT CREATIONISTS! (part 2)
First! Creationists are fucking morons. This is not that surprising, but it really gets to me. I'm just the kind of despicable asshole who hates stupid people. I can't help it. This is particularly annoying because creationists possess some sort of special, self-reinforcing retardedness, where every moronic statement they make takes them to another level of idiocy. And they then even have the cheek to call the rest of us stupid. Dammit.
Moar. Creationists take everything literally. They are without the ability to think allegorically, and are therefore also unable to understand what you say in anything other than the literal sense. This quickly leads them to attack something completely crazy because you used some figure of speech to get your point across. It just so happens that I have a perfect example of this, from the youtube fray. GEERUP (the insane conspiracy guy) made a SUPER RETARDED VIDEO that I think was almost 7 minutes long, in which he shows Richard Dawkins offhandedly using the term of "being put here" - as in being put on this planet. GEERUP then completely ignores the point that Dawkins was actually making, and instead uses this as proof that Dawkins believes we were "put here", thus implying that Dawkins actually believes in a god-like entity. Just watch the video and you'll see. Other than just being ludicrous in every way, this could also be seen as an underhanded tactic designed to distract from the real issue. This leads me to the next point.
Creationists are so dishonest that it can hurt you physically. And it probably will. If you have ever debated a creationist you will know that all they do is ignore evidence, move the target and not really pay attention to what you're saying. This is more than just unknowing denial, it is willful dishonesty, and it's seriously annoying. You can just see your conversation going around in circles, while all your devastating arguments are simply ignored.
*Picture Morpheus in the training dojo* "Again."
Creationists use the not only mind-bafflingly weird, but also insanely stupid and annoying tactic of trying to discredit evolution by calling it a religion, calling Darwin our prophet, calling Richard Dawkins our pope, etc.
What the fuck, people? What the living fuck? This is so weird. It is, in fact, so weird that it pisses me off. If they can somehow see how making evolution into a religion makes it easier to refute, then why in the sweet name of Satan do they defend a position that is purely based in religion? I personally get very annoyed and offended when they compare me to themselves and their narrow way of thinking. I do not have "faith" in evolution because one needs not have faith in something that is testable and makes accurate predictions. And I really don't look to someone else for guidance on what to believe. I am one of those people who actually use their brains for thinking, unlike creationists who simply use it no stop their skull from imploding due to the vacuum effect. They mindlessly follow some pompous asshole who tells you he is the son of god and that to believe otherwise constitutes an eternity in fiery hell. And justly so.
That's another point. They actually think that hell is justifiable. This is such a clear display of their primitive way of thinking, that I probably couldn't find a better example to demonstrate this. It clearly shows us that they find sadistic pleasure in the knowledge that all those annoying people, whom they deem to be unjust, will receive their eternal punishment in hell. It is disgusting in every way, and any creationist who defends this position almost deserves to go there. To take another example, the recently retired youtube user venomfangx (who pulled a huge drama queen when he left) spent much time preaching about how amputees don't deserve their limbs, and how everyone deserves to die in the eyes of his all merciful, all forgiving lord. I am disgusted, folks. Truly disgusted.
Well, that's all for now. This subject has the potential to become a recurring series on this blog.
But we'll see.
THINGS THAT ARE INSANELY ANNOYING ABOUT CREATIONISTS! (part 2)
First! Creationists are fucking morons. This is not that surprising, but it really gets to me. I'm just the kind of despicable asshole who hates stupid people. I can't help it. This is particularly annoying because creationists possess some sort of special, self-reinforcing retardedness, where every moronic statement they make takes them to another level of idiocy. And they then even have the cheek to call the rest of us stupid. Dammit.
Moar. Creationists take everything literally. They are without the ability to think allegorically, and are therefore also unable to understand what you say in anything other than the literal sense. This quickly leads them to attack something completely crazy because you used some figure of speech to get your point across. It just so happens that I have a perfect example of this, from the youtube fray. GEERUP (the insane conspiracy guy) made a SUPER RETARDED VIDEO that I think was almost 7 minutes long, in which he shows Richard Dawkins offhandedly using the term of "being put here" - as in being put on this planet. GEERUP then completely ignores the point that Dawkins was actually making, and instead uses this as proof that Dawkins believes we were "put here", thus implying that Dawkins actually believes in a god-like entity. Just watch the video and you'll see. Other than just being ludicrous in every way, this could also be seen as an underhanded tactic designed to distract from the real issue. This leads me to the next point.
Creationists are so dishonest that it can hurt you physically. And it probably will. If you have ever debated a creationist you will know that all they do is ignore evidence, move the target and not really pay attention to what you're saying. This is more than just unknowing denial, it is willful dishonesty, and it's seriously annoying. You can just see your conversation going around in circles, while all your devastating arguments are simply ignored.
*Picture Morpheus in the training dojo* "Again."
Creationists use the not only mind-bafflingly weird, but also insanely stupid and annoying tactic of trying to discredit evolution by calling it a religion, calling Darwin our prophet, calling Richard Dawkins our pope, etc.
What the fuck, people? What the living fuck? This is so weird. It is, in fact, so weird that it pisses me off. If they can somehow see how making evolution into a religion makes it easier to refute, then why in the sweet name of Satan do they defend a position that is purely based in religion? I personally get very annoyed and offended when they compare me to themselves and their narrow way of thinking. I do not have "faith" in evolution because one needs not have faith in something that is testable and makes accurate predictions. And I really don't look to someone else for guidance on what to believe. I am one of those people who actually use their brains for thinking, unlike creationists who simply use it no stop their skull from imploding due to the vacuum effect. They mindlessly follow some pompous asshole who tells you he is the son of god and that to believe otherwise constitutes an eternity in fiery hell. And justly so.
That's another point. They actually think that hell is justifiable. This is such a clear display of their primitive way of thinking, that I probably couldn't find a better example to demonstrate this. It clearly shows us that they find sadistic pleasure in the knowledge that all those annoying people, whom they deem to be unjust, will receive their eternal punishment in hell. It is disgusting in every way, and any creationist who defends this position almost deserves to go there. To take another example, the recently retired youtube user venomfangx (who pulled a huge drama queen when he left) spent much time preaching about how amputees don't deserve their limbs, and how everyone deserves to die in the eyes of his all merciful, all forgiving lord. I am disgusted, folks. Truly disgusted.
Well, that's all for now. This subject has the potential to become a recurring series on this blog.
But we'll see.
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