Friday, 27 June 2008

Area 52

You know... I really didn't want to write about this, since my last entry was on the same subject.
But this is just too fucking stupid to leave alone, so here we go. Another, even crazier conspiracy theory coming up!

GEERUP has just uploaded a new video, where he talks about the Denver International Airport. "The whole airport seems to be clouded in a bit of mystery" is one of the first things to leave this truly insane person's mouth as you start the video. To make things a little different, I'll be taking some of the most interesting quotes from him him and responding to them individually.

My responses are in bold.

"There's a lot of interesting art that lends to a conspiracy-mindedness (wtf?) about this airport. It's almost as if they're trying to tell you something."

Yeah, because obviously, if there WAS an Illuminati-like organization that has secret plans for a new world order, they would make sure to place artwork in Denver International Airport (why the hell would it be there of all places?!) that contains hints so obvious that even people like you, who are 5 brains short of actually having a brain, will be able to catch on to their agenda.

(He is now talking about a statue of a horse that you see as you drive to the airport)
"This would be the horse of death."

HAHAHA! Okay, that's something you just pulled right out your ass. Imagine that. GEERUP pulled the horse of death out his ass... No, actually, don't imagine that.

"Now, one of the interesting things I've learned about the Denver airport is that there [are quite a lot of rumors] about the airport being literally a capstone for an underground city. Some people are calling it area 52."

You. Are. Fucking. Insane. How is this in any way consistent with any sort of idea that you have about this "NWO"? Why would they want to build an underground city? And please tell me where they´d get the money/workforce to do it - without anybody noticing no less. Oh that's right, I forgot that it doesn't have to make sense to you, as long as it points to secret projects and evil organizations. And an underground city sounds pretty cool. Yeah, we'll go with that.

"You'll notice that [the airport] has a tent-like architecture. This makes for fine, breathable (??), light-weight... Beautiful structure, actually... But you can hide a lot under tents!"

Okay, besides the fact that you CAN'T breathe buildings (though I'd not be surprised if you've tried to), you're certainly right about tents being great for hiding stuff. Actually, when people go camping it's only because they have stuff they want to hide under their tents. That's the function a tent has, everyone knows this.

(He now goes on to talk about some paintings in the airport, which apparently carry some not-too-well-hidden message that the NWO has plans to... I don't know, something. But you can be sure that it's evil.)

"And here is the mural. It's like an American Nazi... Killing peace. Literally shoving its sword into the backside of peace" "...This American is literally symbolically stabbing peace while wearing a gas mask and hiding his identity."

Okay, so what this painting is actually depicting is a soldier with a gas mask, butt-raping a white dove with a sabre. I personally found this amusing, but of course, being a christian, GEERUP has a shitty sense of humor.

"...And you'll notice there's a whiff, or cloud, of toxic smoke here. And you follow this toxic smoke, this bio-chemical warfare maybe, and it goes off into a wonderful rainbow! And the rainbow carries on into the next mural, and you see all the children of the world, happy (truly, a horrific picture)... [GEERUP finally succumbs to the mental strain of remembering what he's talking about, and goes off on a long, incoherent ramble] "...But they're all very young! There´s no elderly here."

And this is a sign of what exactly? As far as I can tell, a bunch of happy kids destroying weapons is not a cause for alarm. The fact that there are no older people in the picture may be due to the fact that kids symbolize hope and the future. Not that the older people have been killed in a mass genocide, as you seem to think.

(he goes back to the first picture)
"Again, this is a very disturbing image here, where the OLD are being taken off..." (he now notices that there are just as many kids among them) "...the old, the crippled, the poor...[long pause]... The children, who are maybe orphaned. Anyone who is not needed - this is genocide, is this a prophecy of genocide?"

I like how GEERUP's paranoia just suddenly sets in at full force. It's also fun to note, that his beliefs weren't swayed in the least after finding that there were indeed also children present among the people who were suffering in the war painting. Is he really this stupid?

(back to the one with the happy kids)
"And again, that's a German outfit that little German boy has, he's wearing German outfit there"

Okay, first of all, Nazi Germany ended a little over 60 years ago. If you immediately associate Germans with Nazis and genocide then you're a prejudice motherfucker who needs his ass kicked. Second, that's not a German outfit. There's nothing about it that gives any indication that he is German, unless of course you have an insane and stupid stereotype lodged in between the folds of the little, withered thing that resides in your skull.


Well, that's all I can handle for now, but if you think you're up for it, take a look at his video here.
Now I'm off to some crappy family birthday.