Venomfangx just won't stop spewing his crap (part 4 released on the 4th day)

I want to make a prediction.
We will be getting a total of 6 videos in this series, all released a day apart, symbolizing the 6 days of creation. This is because Venomfang, despite his rugged and adult appearence, is really a child at heart, and when he's not dressing up as batman and uploading videos of it, he likes to play another kind of superhero: God's messenger. He who was persecuted on youtube for spreading the word, and who returned after being cast out, and now finally destroys evolution and rebuilds god's kingdom in 6 days. Well, let's see if I won't be right.

Coincidentally, just as I was checking youtube for the last time of the night, REALLY FUCKING HOPING that there wouldn't be another venomfangx video waiting for me, what did I find? You guessed it, and you better go watch it too before he once again finds something so stupid that even he can see it, and decides to re upload an edited version. For now, watch it here.

I really bloody wish he'd stop making my brain cells commit suicide with his pathetic parodies that somehow always seem to pwn himself without him noticing. Well, he did notice in the last video.. After a while. I think it's a testament to just how far gone creationists are, if they watch his videos and proceed to leave comments like the following: "hahaha I like this !!! this is funny :))lol intro was very hilarious :)) God bless shawn !! spread the word of God"
The word of god, eh? I have only one thing to say to that. If god really has such a shitty sense of humor, then heaven is one place I absolutely do NOT want to spend my eternity! The thought of hearing horrible impersonations of Yoda every single day in an endless fucking chain of insanity isn't my idea of a good time. Let's not comment on the impersonations, but I do hope you experience the horror before it gets taken down.

Venomfang now shows himself as the true, pompous asshole that he is by declaring his unconditional love for all the undeserving and evil atheists like me who persecuted him for his beliefs. Vomited yet? He really is full of himself in his video, and this part alone is enough to demonstrate that. It really is hard to control one's anger when a conceited little bastard sits there and talks about how much better he is than you for loving you even though you're so cruel to him. Once again he just likes to hear himself talk. And as for the kid believing in Santa analogy.. Granted, he does act like a kid in many ways, but amongst the more significant differences are the facts that he has the ability to vote, is openly attacking scientific progress, and is dragging other people down with him into the dark hole of religious fundamentalism.
This is merely yet another fucking case of "Look, they's hatin' mah gawd, they knows he's real!"

No, Venomfang, people most often just find you fucking annoying. You do not pose a threat to anyone's world view, and the most threatening you will ever get is when you deliberately try to put sugar in the gas tank of scientific progress. This is why people respond to your wild claims instead of just having a good laugh at your expense as I think they should have done. The reason why these responses then get hostile in nature can be explained by your attitude. Piss off. Moving on to the part that should be interesting: The flood and the ark (a.k.a. "Jurassic park on a boat for a whole fucking year")

It's pretty apparent, that he doesn't know what he's talking about, but regardless he starts poo-pooing at the geologic column. Let's ignore both the fact that he hasn't done the slightest bit of research into what could have caused limestone to appear with these intervals, and the fact that the geological column looks different depending on where you are. If a global flood occurred, we would have the same bloody layers all around the world, with no fractures, no irregularities, and no other signs of geological activity. Let's just look at how he once again self destructs by circular pwnage. For as he himself states, when you drop a bunch of materials in water they tend to sort themselves in a certain order depending on density and mass. Three things are wrong with his reasoning: First, how the hell, if all the layers we find were formed during one global flood, can there be layers of the exact same rock many miles apart? If the layers were formed in one swoop like Venomfang suggests then we would see ALL the limestone in ONE layer, not spread out between layers of other stuff. Second, a flood doesn't exactly bring the kind of order that venomfang seems to think. It will certainly not know to deposit all the dinosaur fossils below the mammoth fossils. Third, such a flood would only affect a relatively small part of the entire geological column. We have miles and miles of layers on top of one another, and no matter how much fucking water you have it's not gonna stir up that much soil. And I don't know about you, but I think the water would have a hard time dissolving solid rock and subsequently arranging it in neat layers. Just a thought.

I said this in my commentary to part 3, but apparently it didn't work, so here it is again: Using science to disprove science makes you look like a god damn idiot. Because you rely on the very thing that you claim to be false to make your argument. I laugh at you, silly person.

I now have some shocking news. I mean really, I wasn't that shocked, but still pretty surprised. Venomfangx does not know what erosion is. He actually asks where the material comes from, if we have layers piling up! That's right folks, he doesn't know even the most basic principles of geology and yet claims to have a better insight into the formation of the Grand Canyon than the people who have spent most of their lives studying it. Arrogance is such an endearing character trait, isn't it? And then he proceeds to use his now pretty well-known argument that because he is too fucking stupid to imagine how something could have happened, it couldn't have happened. This includes polystrate fossils and the grand canyon being formed. It is painful to hear him say these things, as if it wouldn't have occurred to the geologists if it were this fucking simple. God dammit, I'm getting pissed off again. All facts aside (as is usually the case with Venomfangx), he attempts to make it look like creationism has just as much ground to stand on as evolution by setting up both of these viewpoints as being mere interpretations of the evidence. This is both dishonest and insanely wrong.

I have said it before in an earlier entry, but just for good measure I'll say it again: Any theory is logically sound as long as it accounts for the evidence. This includes evolution, deism, and even the flying spaghetti monster. What it doesn't include, Venomfangx, is your weak and illogical version of god who created the universe in 6 days and who acts like a supreme asshole throughout the idiotic book that he failed to circulate in such a manner that would allow everyone on Earth to find the truth of his existence. If he made a book, wanting us to find out the truth, don't you think he would've been a little more successful? Your world view does not account for retro viral DNA, chromosome fusion, neanderthal DNA, the constant speed of light that indicates an old universe, the geological evidence, the astrological evidence, and it wouldn't make much fucking sense even if it did. And I'll tell you why: If evolution doesn't happen and the universe is only 6000 years old, then all the conclusive evidence that points to evolution and an old universe has all been planted by your god deliberately, while knowing that it would deceive all the scientists. Plainly speaking, a god cannot have created life without evolution and not be a deceiving god. Your world view does not hold a candle to evolution, you little rat bastard, and you are already well aware of that.

Wonderful, now my beautiful morning is ruined. I really should have finished this entry last night so I wouldn't be is a shitty mood right from the start of the day now. Damn you, Venomfangx! Well, if my theory is correct then we only have to endure two more videos.

Until then, may you have a wonderful and venomfang free day.